truck driving song lyrics | Weird Al Yankovic |

Truck Driving  Song  | Weird Al Yankovic |

 I am driving a truck

Driving a big old truck
 Pedal to the metal hope I don't run out of luck
 Rolling down the highway until the break of dawn
 Driving a truck with my high heels on
My diesel rig is northward bound
 It's time to put that hammer down
 Just watching as the miles go flying by
 I am riding 20-tons of steel
 But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
 While I am still waiting for my nails to dry
Oh- I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
 And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
 I'm jamming gears and hauling freight
 Well I sure hope my seams are straight
 Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight
Because I am driving a truck
 Driving a big old truck
 Smokeys on my tail and my accelerators stuck
 Got these 18 wheels a rolling until the break of dawn
 Driving a truck with my high heels on
Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
 And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
 But when I hit those big speed bumps
 My darling little rhinestone pumps
 Keep slipping off the mother loving clutch
But still I am driving a truck
 Driving a big old truck
 Heading down the interstate just trying to make a buck
 Wearing feather boas with sequins and chiffon
 While I am driving a truck with my high heels on
I am driving a truck
 Driving a truck
 Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
 And I am late for my appointment down at the hair saloon
 So I'll be driving a truck with my high heels on
my high heels on

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