truck driving song lyrics | Weird Al Yankovic |
Truck Driving Song | Weird Al Yankovic | I am driving a truck Driving a big old truck Pedal to the metal hope I don't run out of luck Rolling down the highway until the break of dawn Driving a truck with my high heels on My diesel rig is northward bound It's time to put that hammer down Just watching as the miles go flying by I am riding 20-tons of steel But it's sure hard to hold the wheel While I am still waiting for my nails to dry Oh- I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror And my pink angora sweater fits so tight I'm jamming gears and hauling freight Well I sure hope my seams are straight Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight Because I am driving a truck Driving a big old truck Smokeys on my tail and my accelerators stuck Got these 18 wheels a rolling until the break of dawn Driving a truck with my high heels on Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me And my nipple rings don't bother me ...