pop tart song lyrics

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart

It's so fricking good

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart

If you haven't then I think you should

I was sitting in the kitchen

One day, and I was itchin'

To fill up my belly

With the pipin' hot jelly

Of the best damn treat in the world

 He's talking Pop Tarts

 And I saw a stick of butter

And it almost made me shudder

And scream like a baby girl

Together: I don't want a giant penis

Or a rocket ship to Venus

I don't want to win the lottery

I just want to squat and gobble

Til I'm dizzy and I wobble

In a butter, fruit, and dough tart dream

So I put butter on a Pop Tart

It was so freaking good

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart

If you haven't then I think you should

 Everybody come along with us

 Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart

 It's so freaking good (Yeah)

 Have you ever put butter on a  Pop Tart

 If you haven't then I think you should

            Pop Tart       With butter