dentist song lyrics | Little Shop of Horrors |

 

Dentist song lyrics | Little Shop of Horrors |

When I was young and just a bad little kid
My momma noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussy cat and bash its head
That's when my momma said
(What did she say?)
She said "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay
 
You'll be a dentist
(Be a dentist)
You have a talent for causing things pain
(Pain)
Son, be a dentist
(Son, be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane
(Inhumane)
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist you'll be a success
Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God
He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade? 

oh that's hurts

wait I am not numb

eh shut up open wide

here I come

I am your dentist

and I enjoy the career

that I picked

I am your dentist

and I get off on the pain

i thrill when I drill a bicuspid

it is swell though tell me I am maladjusted

and though it may cause

my patient distress

somewhere

somewhere

in heaven above me 

i know i know tht

my mammaa's 

proud of me 

oh mama

cause i am a dentist

and a success

say "aaaaaaaaaaa

"aaaaaaaaaaaa"

say "AAAAAAaaaaaaaa

"AAAAAAAaaaaaaaa"

say "AAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOW SPIT